Sunday, August 2, 2009

My Top 20 Vampire List.

So, the other day someone posted a link on twitter to Entertainment Weekly's Top 20 Vampire list, which caused a stir amongst fellow horror fans. Other blogs like www.ilovehorror.net and thevaultofhorror.blogspot.com/ both came up with their own list in response. So here is my attempt at making a list, hopefully with less suckage than EW's list.

First of all here is EW's list.

1. Lestat, Interview With the Vampire
2. Christopher Lee’s Dracula
3. Bela Lugosi’s Dracula
4. Edward Cullen, Twilight
5. Bill and Eric, True Blood
6. Asa Vajda, 1960’s Black Sunday
7. Angel
8. Mr. Barlow, Salem’s Lot
9. Schuyler Van Alen, Melissa de la Cruz’s Blue Bloods series
10. Gary Oldman’s Dracula
11. Klaus Kinski’s Dracula
12. Zoey Redbird, P.C. and Kristin Cast’s House of Night series
13. Jean-Claude, Laurel K. Hamilton’s Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series
14. David, 1987’s The Lost Boys
15. Miriam Blaylock and Sarah Roberts, 1983’s The Hunger
16. Blade, the Blade trilogy
17. Eli, 2008’s Let the Right One In
18. Countess Bathory, 1971’s Daughters of Darkness
19. Selene, the Underworld trilogy
20. Caleb and Mae, 1987’s Near Dark

Now for my list.

1. Count Graf Orlock (Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens 1922)
2. Gary Oldman's Dracula (Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992)
3. Selene (Underworld 2003, Underworld: Evolution 2006)
4. Christopher Lee's Dracula (Various movies)
5. Severen (Near Dark 1987)
6. Jerry Dandrige (Fright Night 1985)
7. Eli (Let the Right One In 2008)
8. Klaus Kinski's Dracula (Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht 1979)
9. Duncan Regehr's Dracula (The Monster Squad 1987)
10. Bela Lugosi's Dracula
11. Mr. Barlow (Salem's Lot)
12. Marius de Romanus (The Vampire Chronicles)
13. David (The Lost Boys 1987)
14. Lestat de Lioncourt (The Vampire Chronicles)
15. Amilyn (Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1992)
16. Space Girl (Lifeforce 1985)
17. Monica Bellucci's Dracula's Bride (Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992)
18. Leslie Nielsen's Dracula (Dracula: Dead and Loving It 1995)
19. Santanico Pandemonium (From Dusk Till Dawn 1996)
20. Solina (Dracula 2000 2000)

Yeah there are some interesting choices on here like Selene being number 3, but since I'm pretty much in love with Kate Beckinsale anything she does ranks pretty high with me. You'll also notice some other pretty hot women on the list like number 16, 17, 19 and 20 mainly because...well I really shouldn't have to explain that.

1 comment:

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Mark